I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords…with this fake gold spoon from Moscow!
There are literally millions of these gold tone souvenir spoons out there. In Soviet Russia, they pay YOU to take the spoon.
The statue at the top is (I think) Yuri Dolgoruky, the founder of Moscow, and the one in the bowl might be Alexander Pushkin. And if so, the spoon is likely haunted by Pushkin himself.